Monday, June 11, 2012

What Not to Give Your Dad for Father's Day

We are less than a week away from Father's Day and you don't have to look far for plenty of guides on what to buy for Father's Day. But what do you think Father's would NOT want...here are some funny things I found

Hmmm, "First Class Dad" with the Queen on it? Not a very good representation of a dad, huh?
A weekend at a nude resort? I just don't even want to think about that...
A beer belt? Really? You mean, he can't hold it in his hand? I would be so embarrassed if my husband or father wore this!
Sponge cuffs...Seriously? This must be something they sell on those 15 minute commercials! Who would buy this?
There are many dads that like to cook and maybe even appreciate a cookbook, but one with recipes from Death Row? 
Briefs that cover your man's "package" from airport scanner radiation. My husband flies every week, twice a week...never thought to buy him this...hmmm
Ok, "Father's" is spelled wrong...don't know if they were going for a double meaning on that one; "Tall Blondes," does that refer to a beer or ale? Or is that women? And only $1? Guess it's a good deal, either way!
No man should be wearing socks with sandals, much less an all in one deal. Unless you are buying this as a joke, just say no!
Ties are one of the most given gifts for Father's Day. If you've recently read "Fifty Shades of Grey" you might be thinking a new tie could spice things up...if that's the case, don't get the one with your kids names all over it. Might make it hard to concentrate!
I know many men who probably need this book, but if they are that much of a "dummy" at being a father, the book probably won't help.
Question: Who is #1 and #2?
Socks: another widely given gift...but for stinky feet? Do you really need to remind him that his feet stink? Not that nice...

So what are some of the worst gifts you have ever given for Father's Day?

2 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness, too funny! I think I will print up one of these items and accidentally leave it somewhere my husband will see it. This way he'll be happy when he gets something not on your above list of fails.
    Jennifer
    http://www.practicallyperfectprincess.com

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  2. This is the most awesome post. I love the coffee mug especially living in the U.K. Thank you so much for sharing.

    Cynthia

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